Unisex Error 404: Positive Energy Not Detected

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Warning: Good vibes are currently unavailable! This T-shirt features the hilariously sarcastic saying “Error 404: Positive Energy Not Detected.” A playful nod to bad vibes, energetic red flags, and those people who just can’t seem to pass the vibe check. Perfect for casual outings, spiritual gatherings, or those days when your energetic boundaries are working overtime. Wear it with confidence, a little sass, and a healthy dose of humor. Because sometimes protecting your peace means letting your shirt do the talking. The smooth cotton fabric and relaxed retail fit make it easy to style with jeans, layered looks, or your favorite lounge clothes. It brings a knowing smile to coffee runs, astrology meetups, birthday celebrations, and Mercury retrograde season alike.

Product features

- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton lightweight fabric

- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline

- Side seams, shoulder tape, and ribbed collar help maintain shape

- Tear-away label designed to minimize skin irritation

- REACH Certified and made by Bella+Canvas under humane, sustainable production standards

How to Size Our Unisex Tees (For the Guys)

Slim / Lean / Athletic Builds -> Order True to Size

  • Expect a tailored, fitted look that hugs the frame cleanly without excess fabric.

Average / Fuller Builds -> Size Up (1 Size)

  • Expect more breathing room around the chest and stomach while maintaining a great shape.

Broad Midsections / Likes Loose Tops -> Size Up (1 to 2 Sizes)

  • Gives the necessary room across the stomach so the fabric drapes naturally instead of clinging.

How to Size Our Unisex Tees (For the Ladies)

True to Size = Relaxed & Comfy

  • Offers a cozy, casual "boyfriend" fit that drapes naturally without being overly baggy.

Size Down 1 = Fitted & Tailored

  • Gives you a traditional, snug women's fit that sits closer to your waist and torso.

Size Up 1 = Trendy & Oversized

  • Perfect if you love a spacious, cozy look to pair with leggings or to style with a front knot.

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

- Do not dryclean

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Warning: Good vibes are currently unavailable! This T-shirt features the hilariously sarcastic saying “Error 404: Positive Energy Not Detected.” A playful nod to bad vibes, energetic red flags, and those people who just can’t seem to pass the vibe check. Perfect for casual outings, spiritual gatherings, or those days when your energetic boundaries are working overtime. Wear it with confidence, a little sass, and a healthy dose of humor. Because sometimes protecting your peace means letting your shirt do the talking. The smooth cotton fabric and relaxed retail fit make it easy to style with jeans, layered looks, or your favorite lounge clothes. It brings a knowing smile to coffee runs, astrology meetups, birthday celebrations, and Mercury retrograde season alike.

Product features

- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton lightweight fabric

- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline

- Side seams, shoulder tape, and ribbed collar help maintain shape

- Tear-away label designed to minimize skin irritation

- REACH Certified and made by Bella+Canvas under humane, sustainable production standards

How to Size Our Unisex Tees (For the Guys)

Slim / Lean / Athletic Builds -> Order True to Size

  • Expect a tailored, fitted look that hugs the frame cleanly without excess fabric.

Average / Fuller Builds -> Size Up (1 Size)

  • Expect more breathing room around the chest and stomach while maintaining a great shape.

Broad Midsections / Likes Loose Tops -> Size Up (1 to 2 Sizes)

  • Gives the necessary room across the stomach so the fabric drapes naturally instead of clinging.

How to Size Our Unisex Tees (For the Ladies)

True to Size = Relaxed & Comfy

  • Offers a cozy, casual "boyfriend" fit that drapes naturally without being overly baggy.

Size Down 1 = Fitted & Tailored

  • Gives you a traditional, snug women's fit that sits closer to your waist and torso.

Size Up 1 = Trendy & Oversized

  • Perfect if you love a spacious, cozy look to pair with leggings or to style with a front knot.

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

- Do not dryclean