Aries “I Have a Filter” Funny Astrology T-Shirt

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A little Aries energy, worn plainly and proudly. This tee features bold black “Aries” lettering with the dryly self-aware line, “I have a filter. It has office hours.” It speaks to the direct, fiery friend who knows exactly when to say it—and when to let the silence make the point. Made from lightweight 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, it has a breathable feel, retail fit, and classic crew neckline that works with denim, layered looks, or relaxed weekend staples. Side seams help preserve its shape, while the ribbed collar, shoulder tape, and tear-away label add everyday comfort. Wear it to brunch, casual Fridays, birthday celebrations, or whenever your inner ram needs a little room to speak.

Product features

- Lightweight 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton fabric

- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline

- Side seams for lasting shape and structural support

- Ribbed knit collar with seam and reinforced shoulder tape

- Tear-away label designed to minimize skin irritation

How to Size Our Unisex Tees (For the Guys)

Slim / Lean / Athletic Builds -> Order True to Size

  • Expect a tailored, fitted look that hugs the frame cleanly without excess fabric.

Average / Fuller Builds -> Size Up (1 Size)

  • Expect more breathing room around the chest and stomach while maintaining a great shape.

Broad Midsections / Likes Loose Tops -> Size Up (1 to 2 Sizes)

  • Gives the necessary room across the stomach so the fabric drapes naturally instead of clinging.

How to Size Our Unisex Tees (For the Ladies)

True to Size = Relaxed & Comfy

  • Offers a cozy, casual "boyfriend" fit that drapes naturally without being overly baggy.

Size Down 1 = Fitted & Tailored

  • Gives you a traditional, snug women's fit that sits closer to your waist and torso.

Size Up 1 = Trendy & Oversized

  • Perfect if you love a spacious, cozy look to pair with leggings or to style with a front knot.

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

- Do not dryclean

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A little Aries energy, worn plainly and proudly. This tee features bold black “Aries” lettering with the dryly self-aware line, “I have a filter. It has office hours.” It speaks to the direct, fiery friend who knows exactly when to say it—and when to let the silence make the point. Made from lightweight 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, it has a breathable feel, retail fit, and classic crew neckline that works with denim, layered looks, or relaxed weekend staples. Side seams help preserve its shape, while the ribbed collar, shoulder tape, and tear-away label add everyday comfort. Wear it to brunch, casual Fridays, birthday celebrations, or whenever your inner ram needs a little room to speak.

Product features

- Lightweight 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton fabric

- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline

- Side seams for lasting shape and structural support

- Ribbed knit collar with seam and reinforced shoulder tape

- Tear-away label designed to minimize skin irritation

How to Size Our Unisex Tees (For the Guys)

Slim / Lean / Athletic Builds -> Order True to Size

  • Expect a tailored, fitted look that hugs the frame cleanly without excess fabric.

Average / Fuller Builds -> Size Up (1 Size)

  • Expect more breathing room around the chest and stomach while maintaining a great shape.

Broad Midsections / Likes Loose Tops -> Size Up (1 to 2 Sizes)

  • Gives the necessary room across the stomach so the fabric drapes naturally instead of clinging.

How to Size Our Unisex Tees (For the Ladies)

True to Size = Relaxed & Comfy

  • Offers a cozy, casual "boyfriend" fit that drapes naturally without being overly baggy.

Size Down 1 = Fitted & Tailored

  • Gives you a traditional, snug women's fit that sits closer to your waist and torso.

Size Up 1 = Trendy & Oversized

  • Perfect if you love a spacious, cozy look to pair with leggings or to style with a front knot.

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

- Do not dryclean